Overheard at Artscape

I was in line to get some lemonade, and a couple got in line behind me.

"Do you want something they have here? Those pretzels look really good," she said.

"Uh, I dunno. I don't think I wanna blow my load this soon," he said.

"Um, WHAT?" she said.

I didn't have to turn around to know. First date. Or maybe second. Uncomfortable silence.

"Well, you know. There's lots more stuff up that way," he said. "Do you want to keep walking?"

"Yeah, um, let's do that," she said. And they were gone.