I can't handle their truth. I admit it.

As a pregnant Britney Spears continues her neverending round-the-world spa tour of exposed, expanding tummy, smoothie drink or Starbucks clutched in her (didn't you KNOW? SHE'S TOTALLY PREGNANT!) hand, she's like, totally into being married. "I think our love is growing," says Spears of her relationship with Federline. "It sounds clichéd and cheesy, but it's true."

K-Fed has these pearls of - uh - wisdom: "It's kind of like a turn-on knowing that she's having my child." Fo' realz.