Notes from the road.

This truck says "Boot Scootin' Boogie" on the back, which is hard to see because of the glare, but it's the most stupid thing I've seen recently. I took a picture of it partially for that, and partially because I was so overwhelmed by the amount of exhaust this truck produced that I wanted it to go on record as the instrument of my death. I was truly shocked that everyone in the cars around me wasn't suddenly slumped over the steering wheel, sitting in traffic in the wake of the amazing black clouds produced by THIS country line dancin' machine. It's ridiculous that all of us out here in little cars, like my VW, and Hondas, and Toyotas, and what have you, have to be emissions tested when these monster things are tearing up the roads. Hang the SUVs, too. Note the one in this picture, which is one of the big ones, a Suburban, or Expedition, or whatever the hell it's called. It's obviously nowhere near as toxic as this boot scootin' bastard...but close. I just don't understand why everything must be so...large, and disgusting.