Why don't we ever just fall in love with the one in front of our face who thinks we rock the casbah? What is up with that? Why is that the eternal universal joke?
Tom Cruise buying a sonogram machine for Katie Holmes makes me throw up in my mouth. Aren't sonograms bad for babies? How much radioactivity can one baby - or one mother - take? This story is just gross. I can't even handle it.
I sent a work-related e-mail on Thanksgiving, and I cared about it. I can't wait for 2006.
My godson was with me for the holiday. He is one of the coolest people ever to walk the face of the planet, and I swear to God someday I will set him up with whatever he needs in terms of finances, or a home, or business capital, especially if I don't have children of my own. I have indescribable love for this boy. I guess there is something about holding a baby in your arms and pledging to God that you'll watch out for him always that bonds you to him. I love that he has the shaggy hair that is so in...that he is into computer games...that he gives me big, huge hugs when he sees me. This is why we live - these relationships - I swear. It made my day. Hell, it made my month.
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce announcement made me sad. What is wrong with people?
I wonder how much it would cost to freeze my eggs.
Life can change on a dime. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not. Even. Kidding.