I keep saying I'm going to stop taking pictures while I'm shopping, because I'm convinced that one of these times I'm going to get busted and accused of doing some kind of underground surveillance. I'm just the fool to get busted in Target for taking pictures of some random product that happens to be the target of a terrorist cell. I still half expect the Mimi Maternity people to track me down for the Preggie Pops thing.
So I stop for a while, and it goes okay. But then I see something that just weirds me out like this:
and there I go, snapping away...a junkie with a jones only a cameraphone can fix.
Body resurfacing cream? With attachments? Body refill? What?
I have no idea what that little triangle could be for, but it seems like all roads should conceivably end in pain where it's concerned. But apparently I should try it, because it seems to solve a plethora of problems, including "Crepey skin," which I hope I never need to embrace as a personal issue, even though I'm not exactly sure what it is.
Who couldn't use a body solution or two, honestly, although I'm in no need whatsoever of a refill. And as far as solutions go, I'm not sure resurfacing is it, and it occurs to me that the ones that come with attachments generally aren't found in grocery stores.





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