"THAT was why I ate the cigarette."
- A man talking to himself at the fixins bar at Starbucks. At least he figured it out, but he didn't elaborate.
"Okay, Madame Laurie. It's ready to ride whenever you are. Let's roll it out."
- The guy selling me my carryout dinner. Loved that.
And I'll add this from my friend Danielle.
"I felt like saying, 'When you have your house, you can have a butt-naked Thanksgiving with a chocolate covered turkey, that's fine with me. But this is what we're doing, so deal with it.'"
Happy holidays.
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