Sorry about that. I really couldn't help it.
It was brought to my attention that I was so overwrought by the overall concept of freakish death and dismemberment and looking up "nanotechonlogical whatever the hell that was" on Wikipedia to no avail that I messed up the links for the stories below. So here's the correct one for the "Wee for a Wii" death, which I'm sure had you on the edge of your seat. (However, like there's an easier phrase to Google, right?) Actually, I found a new article, because I'm lazy and it's the first link I hit. But it's better, because it's from the London Times, and I do love me some British media and learning about the many new reasons they have to think we're morons.
This article is also better because it indicates that so many people have hurt themselves or their furniture with their cool new toy (when they actually don't die before they get it) that a site has been set up called Wii Injury.com to, as they say, "share the funny and dangerous side of owning a Nintendo Wii console." Look, I'm well aware that life is a daily gamble as it is. And if I have to set up a website to help me protect myself from my video games, I need to step AWAY from the electronic instrument of death. But I still highly recommend the Wii Sex video (scroll down a bit...and it's not that bad at all, but still not at work, silly!) especially to any woman who has ever dated any sort of gamer, particularly those who have had to go to some, er, extensive lengths for some ATTENTION, PLEASE!
It would be funnier if it weren't, like those stupid beer commercials say, so very, very true.
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