Monday morning, 9:55 a.m., no snow delay, but big clumps of it are falling off the trees into the general slushy mess that is every single sidewalk on campus. It's the perfect time for a smoke and some troubleshooting.
Girl: "Dude, they found drugs in your CAR. You're gonna have to take a piss test either way."
Boy: "Mumblemumble...FUCKED."
And scene.
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