Me: I can't believe you didn't tell me about the pineapple and the five pounds of cheese in the plastic top hat. That's the funniest thing ever.
J: It just didn't seem relevant at the time.
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Girl on floor at party: So what kind of degree do you have?
Me: A master's degree.
Loud man near pool table: I have a...master....in....BATORS. Haha! Haha!
Me: That's extremely clever.
S (to me): I like you. I think you're fun. Can I come sit by you?
Me: I really did say that, didn't I?
S: Yes, yes you did. And it was awesome.
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J: You realize, we're somehow at a college party. They're playing Asshole in there.
Me: Oh, I've never even played that.
J: You already missed beer pong.
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