Or, why I should not be allowed on Ebay unsupervised.
Because first, I'll buy a linen towel with a map of Maryland on it that I don't need, with the crazed thought that I'll maybe frame it and put it in my kitchen. And after I buy that, I'll totally find a picture of me and my dog.
"Beautiful and Sexy pin up Girl with her sweet pup printed on lovey textured canvas. This print looks great with a frame and simple mat. This type of canvas does not require stretching or wooden bars. The colors are stunning and the clarity is Excellent.
Clearly the stretching and wooden bars are reserved for the Beautiful and Sexy pin up Girl. (O Lord save me from the wielders of random capitalization. How do you Decide? Just the Important Words? It's so Curious.)
I really can't seem to stop laughing at this to the point that it's making me tear up a little. While my dog would cry at the mere thought of holding a purse in his mouth and dumping my shit out all over the floor while I throw him around in the air. WTF????