Sometimes I search for things in Gmail and find gems unawares.
Sarah: I'm glad you didn't get a DUI
Me: Yeah, me too. i need money to buy a plane ticket to blogher.
i can't spend it on a lawyer.
plus that would make me cry a lot.
no one wants that.
Sarah: Also jail.
me: can you see me in JAIL?
i would end up being the jail art therapist or some shit.
making mix cds for everyone.
jail would love me.
Sarah: You would be the nicest inmate ever.
It would allow you time to read.

Everyone needs some time to read.
I'm still glad you aren't in jail. I'd rather visit you where you live now.
Posted by: Sarah | June 20, 2011 at 11:19 AM
You two make jail sound like a sabbatical. I'm down. Can I get a King? Two Queens are fine, but I'd prefer a King.
Posted by: Deb | June 20, 2011 at 04:40 PM
If I ever get close to going to jail, I'm finding you and making you go with me. I wouldn't survive.
Posted by: Jules | June 20, 2011 at 07:29 PM
if jail didn't love you, jail would be a total bitch
Posted by: flutter | June 20, 2011 at 11:45 PM
If I was in jail I would LOVE a mix CD. Fingers crossed if I ever go I'll be your cell mate!
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