Sometimes I search for things in Gmail and find gems unawares.
Sarah: I'm glad you didn't get a DUI
Me: Yeah, me too. i need money to buy a plane ticket to blogher.
i can't spend it on a lawyer.
plus that would make me cry a lot.
no one wants that.
Sarah: Also jail.
me: can you see me in JAIL?
i would end up being the jail art therapist or some shit.
making mix cds for everyone.
jail would love me.
Sarah: You would be the nicest inmate ever.
It would allow you time to read.